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DOUGLAS MACARTHUR - They respected the man; they revered the pipe.

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Rating: 4.75/5

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Rudedog - May 7, 2013, 7:56 am
Sometimes comedians say the most poignant stuff.

You were born free, you got f**ked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it. -

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TAGS: roy moore whataboutism doug bundy
Rating: 5/5

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0TC - December 14, 2017, 7:21 pm
Because you are "screaming" on this forum instead. Just as bad. Stop whining. Bad form
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 7:16 pm
Funny thing that we're not going to be screaming at the sky
0TC - December 14, 2017, 6:42 pm
That's all you've been saying. At least you are being honest about it now, and cut out your b utthurt whining.
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 6:29 pm
Yadda Yadda
0TC - December 14, 2017, 5:00 pm
The way this was investigated was vetted. If audio recordings of violent misogynists caught red handed bragging about their crimes isn't enough for you delusional altrighters,then no facts will matter to you.Dont have to be "psychic",you have to be smart
0TC - December 14, 2017, 4:56 pm
Nah, considering that elections are based on "most people" and "most people" are conservatives in that deeply red state then clearly "most people" saw Moore too creepy for office.
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 4:46 pm
Confirmed? Tell me about your psychic powers
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 4:43 pm
Most people saw this for what it was.. political a**assination..
0TC - December 13, 2017, 12:08 pm
Flattered that you think I'm Doug Jones but I wasn't running for anything, so nothing for me to "win." That Alabama nearly elected a confirmed child molester over a decent man leaves little room for "grace." Being civil as I am is more than Moore deserves
Aurielius - December 13, 2017, 7:36 am
Alabama picked who they wanted to represent them, I never had a problem with that. I knew you could not win gracefully...enjoy.
0TC - December 12, 2017, 10:54 pm
Soooo......'Aurielius'....heh...heh...heh...will thank you in advance that you will respect "the will of Alabamans" now that they have spoken...LOUD...and...CLEAR. #NoMoore Bye Roy Moore...don't let the door hit you on the way out. God has spoken.Amen ;o)
0TC - December 12, 2017, 10:49 pm
Haha....I stand corrected! Guess there is a God after all, and this is truly one of those miracles I keep hearing about. {X>D
GrouchoMarxists - December 12, 2017, 10:47 pm
Huge family, he who is of little faith. I guess you didn't know how many cousins I have ;)
0TC - December 12, 2017, 9:15 pm
Too bad your fam isn't bigger, Groucho.LoL...I don't see how Roy loses this. He won this days ago. The bright side: hopefully this is finally the wake up call the rest of the nation needs.
GrouchoMarxists - December 12, 2017, 2:42 pm
My 78-year old Republican aunt is a waitress at a Waffle House in rural Alabama. She said she’s voting against Roy Moore because “he’s a kiddy diddler and a liar” and she’s bringing all our fam from the trailer park too cuz she knows Moore is the favorite
0TC - December 12, 2017, 2:31 pm
It is a system of checks and balances, read the Constitution for a change. It is not a direct democracy. The founding fathers warned again tyranny of the majority.If you children would vote in a child molester just to troll your opposition,then be fascist
Aurielius - December 12, 2017, 2:07 pm
There is one unconsidered upside to a possible Moore win, in that it will drive you nuts. It seems that you do not like actual democracy, such as abiding by the will of Alabamians whatever that may be.
truthteller - December 12, 2017, 1:00 pm
Doubt you would be so forgiving if this was a democrat with the same baggage about to win this. A Ted Kennedy or Anthony Weiner should be treated no differently than a Roy Moore. Again, stick with what you know best:lying.Learn to quit while you're behind
Aurielius - December 12, 2017, 12:49 pm
A non sequitur when you have nothing rational left?
truthteller - December 12, 2017, 12:36 pm
You are a terrible liar, enabler.
Aurielius - December 12, 2017, 12:32 pm
Chuckles..I'm a Deist not a Christian so decrying my lack of Christian morality is a bit off target. If he wins it's another preserved conservative senate seat , if he loses ..it's will of the voters of Alabama. I can live with either outcome.
truthteller - December 12, 2017, 11:35 am
Shameful that you enablers can't put morality or even your own Christian values above politics. Not only is the will of the racist and misogynistic Alabama people revealed, but so are their true colors. Throw away your Bible.
Aurielius - December 12, 2017, 11:23 am
What is amusing is this OTT outrage over an election you cannot vote in or influence. Just wait a few hours and the will of the people of Alabama will be revealed
truthteller - December 12, 2017, 11:09 am
Yeah, the people of Alabama need a child molester in office to honestly reflect their fauXtian values. Good call, brother.
Aurielius - December 12, 2017, 10:40 am
Finally, someone who is actually capable of voting in that election speaks. It will be settled by the voters there not by the posters here.
0TC - December 12, 2017, 9:44 am
Again, fake news that was debunked, enabler.
freasy - December 12, 2017, 8:44 am
Funny, most of the accusers themselves, or a close family member have been prosecuted, judged against or sentenced by Moore, the one exceptions brotherin law is an editor for the washington post.
freasy - December 12, 2017, 8:38 am
I am from Alabama, I know a lot of people from Gadsden Alabama in the right age group. NONE of them remeber this as common knowledge, besides, in 1985 Alabama somebodies father would have sh** him.
0TC - December 11, 2017, 9:05 pm
P.S. Relax, enabler. [email protected] Roy Moore is probably going to (hell and) the United States Senate. The median of 6 polls in the last 7 days is Moore up by 4.5 points. Normally one would not call that a ph**o finish, so it ain’t even close. “Congrats”
0TC - December 11, 2017, 7:42 pm
Innocent until proven guilty is for criminal convictions, not elections. I believe Leigh Corfman, as do ALL intelligent and moral people following this. Her account is too serious to ignore. Moore is unfit for office and should step aside.
smalltownhood - December 11, 2017, 5:51 pm
My party? Has he been convicted? Seems to have more smoke and mirrors vs fire
0TC - December 11, 2017, 5:09 pm
P.S. Have you consulted reality? ;)
0TC - December 11, 2017, 5:08 pm
Go ahead. Choose to defend the p edo. Says a lot about your party's "Xtian values" (read: like Christ, doesn't exist)
smalltownhood - December 11, 2017, 5:05 pm
How's the mall story holding up?
0TC - December 11, 2017, 2:15 pm
Actually, the several independently verified and confirmed victims unrelated to her. Again, deal with it.
smalltownhood - December 11, 2017, 12:31 pm
Gloria allred always adds a degree of authenticity too
0TC - December 11, 2017, 12:52 am
Roy Moore is a p***. Deal with it
smalltownhood - December 11, 2017, 12:18 am
Dan Rather says that the annual is a valid reproduction of a forged document.
truthteller - December 10, 2017, 7:52 pm
BUCKO - December 10, 2017, 7:36 pm
You Are Starting To Bore Me. Come Up With Something Original...
0TC - December 10, 2017, 7:16 pm
Sport, you base your self worth and validation............. on how many "UPvotes" you get on Politifake?? So sad..... "Try again", indeed.
truthteller - December 10, 2017, 7:08 pm
Yeah, "everyone"(LOL!). Still grasping. Just because your buddies ran scared from here thumb planted firmly in mouth doesn't I want to be your friend.Speaking of "B.S.": when you get lonely like that,just upvote your own posters some more to pass the time
BUCKO - December 10, 2017, 7:00 pm
2 Upvotes...!!!! Most People See Thru Your BS. So Sad.... Try Again Tomorrow.
truthteller - December 10, 2017, 6:45 pm
Keep grasping.
BUCKO - December 10, 2017, 6:24 pm
truthteller - December 10, 2017, 6:17 pm
Those are separate "tags", genius. I am sure the number of "upvotes" (read: childish, who cares?) doesn't compare to the number of straws you are grasping right now, enabler.
BUCKO - December 10, 2017, 5:33 pm
Who is doug Bundy? And, How Many "Up Votes" Have Got Today, Sport?
truthteller - December 10, 2017, 4:54 pm
Riiiiiiight...like you posting a lame link to YouTube excuses the fact you are shamelessly supporting a serial child molester. Have fun with that, enabler.
BUCKO - December 10, 2017, 4:32 pm
Riiiight.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FjchydB0t0
truthteller - December 10, 2017, 3:43 pm
Since I was lampooning the whataboutism "logic" of your party, then I agree: Trump and his supporters are yellow snowflakes....don't eat the yellow snow. As for fauXtian-Alabama wanting to elect a serial child molester, glad we know their true colors now.
truthteller - December 10, 2017, 3:13 pm
Go ahead, be like the Nazis and use scapegoats to distract from the crimes of your 'Fuehrers' www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhsSzIS84ks
BUCKO - December 10, 2017, 2:32 pm
Move On Along, Now. Nothing To See Here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwXweiRjckI&t=207s
Aurielius - December 10, 2017, 10:07 am
Snowflake 'logic', conflate two completely disparate points to push an agenda. The only opinions that count are in Alabama which I'm willing to bet are not politifake posters.

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Roy Moore is depraved and will probably win -

TAGS: roy moore doug jones polls
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - December 14, 2017, 4:09 pm
Why not get a proper avatar and contribute some memes, put some skin on the game. With you s ucking on sour gra**s with whiny comments and nothing more, it makes you a "one trick pony."
0TC - December 14, 2017, 3:59 pm
P.S. I like seeing you domesticated like this. Means we are doing something right. Just keep it that way. Welcome.
0TC - December 14, 2017, 3:56 pm
Looked it up: gave "smalltownhood" as an example :) Here, another tissue.
0TC - December 14, 2017, 3:55 pm
So.... you agree.
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 3:35 pm
See one trick pony
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 3:34 pm
Typical lib reply... He molested all these girls not one filed charged.. lib media starts a smear and you believe them
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 3:28 pm
How's that Russia delusion of yours doing?
0TC - December 14, 2017, 2:08 pm
We still have Mueller and the midterms. Box of tissues?
smalltownhood - December 14, 2017, 1:30 pm
I'm so happy that these one trick ponies can get on with their lives now
0TC - December 12, 2017, 9:43 am
BS! All fake news that was easily debunked. Victim-blaming crap
freasy - December 12, 2017, 8:43 am
Funny, most of the accusers themselves, or a close family member have been prosecuted, judged against or sentenced by Moore, the one exceptions brotherin law is an editor for the washington post.

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guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:21 am
where do you find these pictures?

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